

Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done.
maybe
just maybe
women do some things for themselves and not just for men
what a concept
Nailed it
(via tofeelthefireinside)
there are legitimate members of society that believe that you have to be smart to understand the jokes in the big bang theory
(via chip2ne)

“Enchanted River - Phillipines
‘NO ONE HAS EVER REACHED ITS BOTTOM’
Enchanted River is found in the Phillipines. It is called “enchanted” because no one has ever reached its bottom. Many people, including scuba divers have tried reaching for the bottom but have failed, hence the legend of its bottomless pit. Moreover, locals share that NOBODY has been successful in catching the fish in this river, whether by hand or by spear.
They say its bluish color is a result of its depth and the water clarity changes throughout the day. At around 12:00pm, the water becomes clearer and even more majestic.”
(Source: sumpunkkidwithtattoos, via hipster-historian)
Remember when they said they had to edit out Dan’s screams during Sirius’ death scene because they were too gut-wrenching?
Okay stop now
(via writingspeaks)
I’m so pissed about Peters job situation right now. like, ya couldnt have waited a few days, pal? we just got engaged “hey, youre fired!”
like come on now. what the fuck.
